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Joke of the Day
"If you don't have any feelings watching a kid cry, most likely it's your kid."
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"Social media is great. Before Facebook I'd never know what the girl who wrote ""dirty Jew"" on my 8th grade locker was thankful for this year."
"How do we know that God isn't a woman? Because we're not all sandwiches"
"And the Lord said to John "" Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and won a toaster Credits: An ask Reddit post"
"What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common? In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out."
"What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak."
"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? [Jimmy Carr Jokes](http://thatswhatwedo.iobad.com/post/859629085/jimmy-carr-jokes)"
"I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car."
"My neighbours listen to good music Whether they want to or not"
"Since reddit is nearing its demise, how do i cash out my gold? All 0 of it."