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Joke of the Day

"TUPAC IS DEAD BIGGIE IS DEAD AND ME ALSO I AM FEELING NOT SO GOOD"

"What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur? Batman isn't wearing hockey pads."

"I try not to tweet about things I'm doing incase it gets taken out of context, but this cock is delicious!"

"When Facebook moms post how they can't believe their kid is going into whatever grade, write ""No way! I thought for sure he'd be held back!"""

"I've given up sexual innuendo for Lent... so far it's been pretty hard."

"What do you call a Batman that skips church? Christian Bale"

"How do you know when a politician is lying? Their mouth is moving."

"I've just started going out with some anorexic twins, two birds one stone"

"No matter how tough you think you are, there's always a closed pistachio ready to mess you up."

"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She learns her son is gay, but he's dating a doctor."