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Joke of the Day
"Q:Whats worst than getting a penis drawn on your face? A:knowing it was traced"
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"Did you hear about the naked man who fell into an upholstery machine? He is fully recovered."
"I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?"
"Look. If we're going with redundancies like ""tunafish"", I'll just have my beefmeat and be done with it."
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dunno, but i do know its not Michael Brown"""
"Why is it prestigious to wear a condom? It's a members-only jacket."
"What did Cinderella say while waiting for her photos? Someday my prints will come"
"My kid threatened to hold his breath until i gave him dessert He's now passed out on the floor. I don't negotiate with terrorists."
"I went to the doctor for a chest cold, she looked at me and asked if I'd ever taken steroids. I said, ""No. but I appreciate the compliment."""
"We get it. You're Muslim. You don't have to Ramadan our throats."