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Joke of the Day
"Q:Whats worst than getting a penis drawn on your face? A:knowing it was traced"
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"this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's winning"
"9 just scolded me at the grocery for buying wine. I told him it was ok, I was 21 to which he loudly responded, Nooo, you're 38. Thanks son."
"Maybe stop asking 20yo beauty queens how to solve problems the government hasn't even been able to figure out in 200 years?"
"Where does Neckwear go on vacation? Thailand."
"A girl I know got collagen injections in her butt. Now she looks like a smuggler's desk. She's got a false bottom in her drawers. Just thought of that one today."
"In China the labels read, ""Made by someone you know."""
"Casey Anthony Kim Kardashian's Marriage was Shorter than the line of Trick-or-Treat ers outside Casey Anthony's House"
"Did you hear about the mathematician who became a monk? One evening he was solving a trigonometric equation and then he saw a sine."
"How do you blow square balloons? Blow square breaths."