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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep."
Next Joke
"I was going to make some fat jokes... But i don't think they fit the situation."
"Cleaning out my handbag. Wondering if nine pens are enough."
"Answer to the seagulls riddle. To beat the Portuguese (it's a New Bedord/Falmouth/Vineyard joke)."
"I was lying in bed yesterday... I looked up and saw the beautiful night sky, the moon, and the stars. Then I wondered... Where the fuck is my roof?"
"As a child, 'The Jetsons' gave me unrealistic expectations for the future: like having a wife who loves me & owning a dog."
"Axe body spray for black people They call it Ask body spray"
"Hermione decided to spice up her life after realizing she was a basic witch. (Sorry, That's it)"
"Why aren't snowmen called snow women? Because they're in the kitchen melting."
"Where do turkeys go to have a good time? The Turkey Club"