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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't snowmen called snow women? Because they're in the kitchen melting."

"I had to get a drug test today.. I got pissed."

"Trapped on a train in the snow, and honestly, none of these people look appetizing."

"I enjoy cereal so much.. I enjoy cereal so much that I started incorporating it into other aspects of my life. For example, I don't get blue balls, I get Grape-Nuts."

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not really sure. The air is clean. The mountains are beautiful. The flag is a big plus."

"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Patient Anonymous! I see a lot of new faces here and frankly, I'm disappointed."

"Donald Trump doesn't have one solid, concrete idea! Except for the wall."

"I had sex in an elevator.. It was awesome on so many levels!"

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"I'm not one to brag about my financial skills, but my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me my balance is outstanding. ~ Rob DenBleyker (Cyanide & Happiness)"