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Joke of the Day

"My parents are pretty middle aged. ""So? That's pretty norm-"" *two knights bust in* ""CHILD, DOST THOU REQUEST REFRESHMENTS FROM THE TAVERN?"""

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Instead, they end up beating the room for being dark."

"How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus? Because it's always ten-to-cool time..."

"What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire? A firecracker"

"What's the difference between sand and period blood? I can't gargle with sand."

"A guy gans into the butcher's... ... and says ""Gie us a steak and kidley pie."" So the butcher laughs and goes ""You just said kidley."" And the goes ""Naw, I didley."""

"Just because I reported several women to HR for not washing their hands after using the rest room doesn't mean the camera they found is mine"

"Charm me with your beauty and intelligence or just wait till I'm really drunk."

"What has been inside a live bitch and dead pig? Apparently Cameroon's dick."

"I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians So I joined Ashley Madison"