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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make some fat jokes... But i don't think they fit the situation."
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"Have you ever heard of the ckicken plant? I guess the eggplant came first! I work at a grocery store and a guy in the produce department told me this. He thought it was hilarious"
"""Your place or mine?"" ""But, sir, I just met you. What makes you think I would be interested?"" ""Lady, let's be honest - why else would a 35-year-old woman be at carburettor exhibition?"""
"USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product TWITTER: likes are now florps USERS: what TWITTER: timeline goes sideways"
"*gets bitten *becomes shy shy"
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."
"I dropped acid this morning The teacher made us evacuate the lab."
"""That wasn't chicken in the Chow Mein"" I'd make a great Fortune Cookie writer."
"Donald trump Is a good president"
"What Does A Nazi Turkey Say? Goebbels, Goebbels, Goebbels"