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Joke of the Day

"Where do turkeys go to have a good time? The Turkey Club"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator."

"What do you call a body with no nose? Nobody knows!"

"Female dogs... Today a female dog tried to talk and play with my dog. He couldn't muster the courage to talk to her.. He didn't have the balls to do it."

"I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled group... Perhaps calling it 'spastic on elastic' wasn't one of my greatest ideas..."

"I wonder what my wife's favourite US state is. Maybe Alaska."

"Many people say they have ADD because they can't focus on their homework. It pisses me off. See, I really have ADD, and"

"I'll always remember the wise advice the bishop gave me You can take the boy out of church, But you can't take the priest out of the boy."

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing."

"The closest I've been to murder is holding my choco-chip cookie under the milk until the bubbles stop..."