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Joke of the Day
"Answer to the seagulls riddle. To beat the Portuguese (it's a New Bedord/Falmouth/Vineyard joke)."
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"""And the guy's name was Anthony WEINER? Come on"" - high school AP U.S. history student, 2046"
"You can tell a lot about a woman from her shoes If they're behind her ears, she likes you"
"f you think Amazon always delivers what you ordered... Then you've got another thing coming."
"What do you call a Christian who comes to your door to sell you vacuum cleaners? A Jehoover's Witness"
"Why would you go to a psychiatrist? When you can just kill yourself"
"What is red and hurts when you bite it? A Brick."
"What are the cheapest kind of nuts? Deer nuts, they're under a buck."
"""Hey sorry Im overprotective, guess I just get nervous since I watched OUR FAMILY GET MURDERED!"" -What the dad on Finding Nemo shouldve said"
"What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line? A full set of teeth"