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Joke of the Day
"How about putting that screaming kid on vibrate"
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"What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !"
"If I stop my car for you to walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knee's to chest b!tch , knee's to chest!!!"
"Being bummed that you finished your sandwich only to remember that you haven't even taken a bite of it yet must be what Heaven is."
"How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !"
"What do a clitoris,an anniversary and a toilet have in common??? Men usually miss all three."
"[throws wine bottle into vineyard] ""Go, be with your family."""
"I asked 2 girls if size matters. They both said this is something they often debate. Girl # 1 said she likes them big. Girl # 2 said she likes them enormous."
"Did you ever hear about the guy who got both his left arm and left leg chewed off by bears? Yeah I saw him a few weeks ago, he's all right"
"Q: Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? A: Because they are all wet."