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Joke of the Day

"I asked 2 girls if size matters. They both said this is something they often debate. Girl # 1 said she likes them big. Girl # 2 said she likes them enormous."

"What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches? The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts."

"Relationships are like algebra. Do you ever look at your x and wonder y?"

"Yo momma is so fat [deleted]"

"I met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit?"

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"What did the Mod say to OP? [deleted]"

"It is so much easier to turn friendship into love, than love into friendship."

"Sorry I can't pay my rent this month, I bought an apple at the airport."

"Skyscrapers are more than just structures. They have many, many stories."