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Joke of the Day
"What do a clitoris,an anniversary and a toilet have in common??? Men usually miss all three."
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"Do you know what would happen if you'd freeze someone to -273.15 degrees Clesius? That person would be 0K Edit: Just noticed that I flopped the title. :("
"Damnnnnn gurl... I wanna to take you back to my place, get you alone and just do work on your grammar."
"*Clark Kent leaves his glasses on the coffeemaker at work* Lois: Anyone see the coffeemaker? You, with the glasses...seen the coffeemaker?"
"Who is that walking up my driveway?! Anxiety in 3...2...1... [knock, knock] *sigh* ""WAIT A SECOND!"" *mumbles* ""I need to find pants."""
"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Porque Siete ocho Nueve!"
"A time traveler walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Mmmmm white people - sharks"
"The clock is ticking... 9:09 9:10 George Bush 9:12"
"What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !"