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Joke of the Day
"How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !"
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"Why was President Banana of Zimbabwe elected? He had great appeal. - Courtesy of my dad."
"what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside. what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside i wish it was raining cats and dogs that would be dericious"
"I don't need a stable relationship, I just need a stable internet connection."
"Why are there so few black hockey players? Because there was no cotton in Canada."
"What is yellow and cannot swim ? A yellow digger. Why can't it swim ? It has only one arm"
"A defendant showed his small penis to the court to prove that he's innocent of rape The judge decided that it wouldn't stand up"
"My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist. He's busy vacuuming now."
"What do gay horses eat ? hayyyy"
"Welcome to the BBC... Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."