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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? A: Because they are all wet."

"What do you call a muslim who graduated? Allah-mni!"

"A woman asks her friend, ""Is your husband circumcised?"" Her friend replies, ""No, he's a complete dick."""

"A blond goes to bed with a glass of water and an empty one. The latter is in case she wakes up not feeling thirsty."

"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt."

"I consider anything that doesn't fit in the dishwasher to be for one time use."

"Scientists are coming closer to unlocking the secret to why the average American owns 40 pairs of jeans but only wears 3 or 4 of them."

"Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!"

"My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: ""can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"""

"What was Prince's greatest ""Hit?"" Purple Vein"