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Joke of the Day

"What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !"

"What do women and pine trees have in common? Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy."

"My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it."

"What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl? The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back"

"Don't have phone sex You might get hearing aids."

"Q: Did you hear about the girl who skipped rope while she read? A: She jumped to conclusions."

"George Washington's underage brother got into taverns by using the dollar as a fake ID."

"Why can't a T-Rex clap Because it's extinct"

"My friend had party the other night and didn't invite me, only midgets. He said it was just a little get together."

"Q: If everyone in America started driving pink cadillacs, what would you have? A: A pink car nation."