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Joke of the Day
"What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of sperm The sock under my bed"
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"So, a girl was giving me a handjob... and I told her to stop because she was rubbing me the wrong way."
"I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene."
"The War on Terrorism.... ....God's way of teaching Geography to Americans."
"Which is the oldest animal? Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white."
"What does Tim Cook do when he's home alone at night? Jack off"
"What does a shaved otter look like? Odder... Sorry"
"I show extra confidence at a job interview by giving a firm handshake before and after every question."
"What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars? Date Simon Cowell."
"Me: Do you love me? 13: Silence Husband: if you don't tell your mother you love her we are going to make out at your next soccer game."