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Joke of the Day
"The War on Terrorism.... ....God's way of teaching Geography to Americans."
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"I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August"
"My car broke down outside Dominos last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift off the driver."
"One of my ""100 things to do before you die"" would definitely be ""call an ambulance""."
"[guy jokingly refers to america as 'murica, everyone starts applauding; I basically hork up a damn lung from laughing my shit off so hard]"
"When you run out of milk from a cow you move to the UDDER one."
"what did the strong bee say to the weak bee? beehold my power"
"5-year-old: I'm supposed to find out more about my hero for school. Me: Aw, you came to me. 5: Yeah. Can you tell me more about Batman?"
"What do you call a mexican midget? A speck."
"How do you fit an elephant in a thimble? You take the ""I"" out of ""thimble"" and the ""F"" out of ""way."""