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Joke of the Day

"Me: Do you love me? 13: Silence Husband: if you don't tell your mother you love her we are going to make out at your next soccer game."

"Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go."

"Melania Trump doesn't want to live in the same place as her husband. More than half of America feels the same way."

"What do you call a horny Donald Trump? President-Erect"

"If I make you breakfast in bed. A simple Thank you.' is all I need! Not all this How did you get in my house?' business!"

"Guys, I know Michael Jordan very well... .. He just doesn't know me."

"What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder? Ben Ching."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who had to go to the ER with six toy horses in his anus? They listed his condition as stable."

"With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!"

"I take my women like i take my stairs. Two at a time."