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Joke of the Day
"What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars? Date Simon Cowell."
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"What is it called when a chemist has a really great winter break? Litmus"
"A man collapses in a busy street. Someome from the crowd shouts ""Somebody call him an ambulance!"" Suddenly, another voice calls out ""You're an ambulance!"""
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit Farts"
"[Target cashier stares at my fingerless gloves] Ah, couldn't help notice you were admiring my hand vests."
"What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist? A marine biologist."
"Could not decide how much lettuce to buy, until I got a second opinion two heads are better than one."
"My friend is selling me some old French guns... Thieve never been used but they were dropped once."
"So I sadly discovered that username Iloveyouforever has been taken"
"When I play fighting games I press random buttons and hope for the best."