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Joke of the Day
"What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation? A radical equation."
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"Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout."
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"Me: Describe your love for me in one word. Him: My what?"
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"I've never held a baby before ""It'll be fine"" *I accidentally put the baby in a box and mail it to North Korea*"
"Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon? Because he's a Wino-saur!"