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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell a golf course is owned by Donald Trump? The rough is combed over the fairway"
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"reasons white people riot: 1. their sports team wins 2. their sports team loses 3. no more tickle me elmos 4. tea 5. pumpkins"
"I tried smuggling child porn across the border once.... and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those fucking kids!"
"In the USSR's School system it was very important not to fall asleep while the teacher was talking Or you would fail to achieve class consciousness."
"cows are pretty nice to us considering that we eat them"
"What do you call a white Arab prince? A milk sheikh"
"What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common? They both have problems with delivery."
"""Please don't do this,"" I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation."
"What an upset manly clock with boobs says to another manly clock with boobs who doesn't arrives in time for their homossexual dating? You man nipple lated me"
"Why do porn directors prefer real Christmas trees? Because they don't need fluffing."