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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he."

"What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !"

"I use to be terrified of speed bumps... But I slowly got over it."

"Just ate at a Japanese restaurant and the entire staff was Hispanic. I don't know what is real anymore!"

"Did You Hear about the Gender Identity Problems among Robots? Yeah. They all have trans-sisters..."

"If the salesman doesn't come with me on the test drive, I just take the car home and wait for them to come get it. I have so many cars now."

"Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk??? Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door"

"French Joke Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama? A. So the French can show them how to surrender."

"Just saw a fly on my flight and all I could think was what a lazy piece of shit."

"How did Canada name their country? They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"