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Joke of the Day

"((speaking too close to the microphone at press conference)I have never watched a single episode of the Teletubbies. They look like fools"

"What's black on top and white underneath? Rape. Offensive jokes are fine as long as they are still jokes."

"What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for? Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)"

"Guys, they lied to us. Peach was never in any real danger and Mario and Bowser are buddies. I saw all of them hanging out and go-karting."

"I had a dream about Captain Crunch It was really cereal"

"Died twice today Screw you daylight savings"

"A blind guy walks into a bar... His friend then asks if he is okay."

"What do they call a whore's fart? A Prosti-Toot"

"GUY #1: You free next week? GUY #2: Let me just check my dairy. GUY #1: You mean diary yeah? *cow walks by with ""dentist 11.30"" on it*"

"Why do cowboys have foreskin? So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth"