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Joke of the Day

"I've never held a baby before ""It'll be fine"" *I accidentally put the baby in a box and mail it to North Korea*"

"I was having sex with a woman last night and she kept screaming this other guys name. Who the hell is this ""Rape"" fellow, anyway?"

"drity What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake."

"[doing a sexy skype chat] GF: show me urs & I'll show u mine ME: mmm baby I can't wait *we both lower our cams to show each other our dogs*"

"I just thought of a gay pick up line... ""Would you be the Puff Daddy to my Biggie Smalls?"""

"What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? ""That's the end of me!"""

"I'm sick and tired of the jokes on this sub, so I'm going to kill my foot. Yeah, that's right. I'm putting my foot down."

"What does rappers eat for breakfast? Yo-ghurt."

"Why are there no American flags at the DNC? Because the delegates were standing on them."

"My Friend is 5'8""... Some people would say he's tall, but I think he's just high."