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Joke of the Day
"Me: Describe your love for me in one word. Him: My what?"
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"#rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV."
"What do pirates of the 21st century wear? An iPadth."
"What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead? A sixth sense"
"COWORKER: how old is our boss? ME: cut him in half & count the rings CW: doesn't that only work on trees? ME: *over chainsaw noises* HE'S 38"
"Why were the Indians here first? because they had reservations"
"One I just heard. Part of me says ""I can't keep drinking like this."" The other part of me says ""Don't listen to that guy. He's drunk."""
"What do you call a Pokemon with breasts? Rattata."
"Why did the chicken cross the road To see the ugly man. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken."
"Where did the zombie go on his night out? To the st**rip** club."