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Joke of the Day
"Me: Describe your love for me in one word. Him: My what?"
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"Why do French tanks come equipped with rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait."
"What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver? The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green."
"If you don't know, please ask. If you don't agree, argue. If you don't like it, please say it. But don't sit there quiet and judge me."
"If Hitler wanted to keep the Jews out of Germany He should have just charged admission"
"My family keeps bringing up my felony like I'm afraid to commit another one."
"What's most jewish of all reptiles? The MOSESaur!"
"A man enters his house and is absolutely delighted when he discovers that someone has stolen all the lamps"
"4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin Sheila is remarkably ugly."