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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout."
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"""Um excuse me, my eyes are up here. And here. And here, here, here, here, and here."" - spider with big tits"
"Selfish Girls When I was a kid. Many girls want to kiss me I Allowed. But Now... I want To Kiss Many Girls but They Don't Allow me."
"My friend asked me to take a look at something on r/jokes I replied, ""No thanks, I already reddit."""
"I'm going to run a 5K to Finland. When you enter the country it will be the Finnish line."
"I could be a morning person. If morning started around noon."
"Who sung? Sam. Samsung"
"Whenever I'm waiting for an elevator & the door finally slides open I pretend I'm on a Game Show & just won a group of people"
"Octopus 1:"" Woah. There's an arm just swimming by itself."" Octopus 2:"" that's an eel you idiot."""
"A guy told me a joke about blowjobs, but I had to admit I didn't get it I'm married"