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"*feels the music* Music: ""ew. no."""

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"The dyslexic pregnant virgin said it was an act of Dog."
"Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits? He keeps typing /arrr/"
"Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order? Because it broke down and he couldn't budget."
"Sorry we don't serve time travelers here Two time travelers walk into a bar"
"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"
"Saw It Of all the saws that I have seen saw, I never saw a saw saw like this saw saws. If you go thru Arkansas and see a saw that can out-saw the saw that I saw saw, I'd like to see that saw saw!"
"What do you call it when an ex pees on you? EX-STREAM!"
"You know what isn't a joke? Hitlers gas bill."
"*kills time while waitimg for train* oh no with time dead the train will never arrive"