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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when an ex pees on you? EX-STREAM!"

"Two grizzlies are out grocery shopping... Then one grizzly turns around and says to the other : ""it's kinda quiet in here today dont you think?"""

"Why did Jeb lose support? He was always beating around the bush... Without getting to the (common) core!"

"What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter? My ex wife."

"I've spent 50% of my life learning how to live without drugs and alcohol and the other 50% happy."

"What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both work with crust."

"What is a good opening bridge bid for the Presidential Election? One no-Trump. Literally a Dad joke. From my literal Dad."

"Why was Good Friday a favorite Nazi holiday? Because people all over the world celebrated the death of a Jew."

"Why are gluten-free children so healthy? Because they're not inbred."

"There's a new magazine for gay military members.It's mainly just photos of Privates."