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Joke of the Day

"Saw It Of all the saws that I have seen saw, I never saw a saw saw like this saw saws. If you go thru Arkansas and see a saw that can out-saw the saw that I saw saw, I'd like to see that saw saw!"

"Whats The Difference.... ... Between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."

"co-pilot: ""ask in a way that won't panic everyone"" pilot: ""ok"" [via intercom] ""is there a fireman on the plane?"""

"I was more nervous than a whore in church to tell you this But your about as useless as tits on a nun"

"Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn? Because it's Russki."

"What is the most confusing day in Harlem Fathers day"

"Superman: Who's gonna be Batman? *leaves Earth*"

"What kind of person is sexually excited from looking at young animals? A PETAphile."

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog."

"Why did the chicken get an ouija board? To contact those who had crossed over to the other side."