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Joke of the Day

"Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits? He keeps typing /arrr/"

"On went on a cruise last week and fell into... the Aft hole. I was stuck in that aft hole for two weeks. Source: Impractical Jokers"

"There are only 2 branches of the military... There are only 2 branches of the American Military: the Army & the Navy The Air Force is a corporation. The Marines are #*?& cult."

"There was once a doctor who tried to prove that mainly blood was kept in bones, But alas it twas in vein."

"How many feminists does is it take to change a lightbulb? None, they have a glass ceiling instead."

"People don't realize that Ikea catalogs are also a book of baby names. Anyway, I'm late to take FLARDFULL and ODMJUK on their play date."

"call a man vandor of water die because of thirsty"

"My friend got bitten by a snake and he fell to the floor and started writhing around. It's amazing how fast the super powers kick in."

"A 40 year old man goes to buy a car.... and all he can afford is a base model civic."

"What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common? They have both been fingered by their brother."