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Joke of the Day
"The dyslexic pregnant virgin said it was an act of Dog."
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"Not much of a ""First Aid"" kit if it doesn't have peanut butter in it."
"*1st date* [be cool, just dont let her know youre a 1st generation PS3] so where do y- *internal cooling fan drowns out entire conversation*"
"Jesus walked on water? Big deal. I can too. Let's see him walk on Vodka"
"I left my wife for a bin man.... .... But he wouldn't take her"
"Ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? Nope. --- That's because it hasn't come out yet."
"I got fired from my job.. ..for being a pervert I don't understand why, though, I'm always hard at work."
"Religion is a multi-billion dollar industry and those benefiting financially from it will do everything in their power to keep the con going."
"What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore? Because that I totally get."
"A surgeon accidentally removed a women cancerless breast.... Sounds like it was a mastec-to-my"