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Joke of the Day
"The Exorcist (1973): a child is possessed by a demon. Hilarity ensues."
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"Computers and my spouse are very similar in some ways. If ever there is something wrong, it's probably my fault."
"A woman with a strong accent walks into a bar. Going in to order a drink, she asks for a beer. The bartender says ""Anheizer Busch?"" The woman says: ""Good! And how's your prick?"""
"Short joke What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts? Midjitsu!"
"I don't date because I have a very particular type Girls that like me"
"You don't hear much from our Vice President.... Obama zipped him up and he's a-biden. Edit: typo. For you, grammar nazis."
"the reason I'd like a female president because I'm sick of america getting fucked in the ass."
"""Honey, let's have a baby."" - a cannibal couple discussing dinner plans."
"A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present so santa send him a sumo wrestler"
"To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car."