200615
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"
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"Two atoms walked out of a bar. One turned to the other one and said, ""we've got to go back in there, I left an electron"" The other one asked, ""Are you sure?"" He replied, ""Yes, I'm positive"""
"Anger; the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."
"Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?... Because the recycle everything!"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh"
"Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long? They're over two feet"
"How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was."
"Why did a physician go to prison? His medical license was doctored."
"And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?"" asks mother. Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"
"I once farted in an apple store and people got evacuated.. ...because there wasn't any windows."