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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a tractor and a giraffe? (first ever post in a year on reddit!) One has hydraulics and the other high bollocks! Brilliantly told by my Irish cousin."

"Why did the serial killer become a chef? Because you can't make an omelette without killing a few chicks."

"only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds"

"OC - Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes? You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant."

"The Spanish national soccer team visited an orphanage in Brazil today ""It was hard to see their sad and hopeless faces"", said one of the orphans"

"I dropped my glasses in the toilet today. Now everything looks like shit."

"My 4 yr old came in my room last night at 3am. I asked him what was wrong and he said ""how many eyebrows do I have?"""

"What's the most racist place in a house? The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites."

"Two fish are in a tank one turns to the other and says ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus... The ringmaster said ""Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"""