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Joke of the Day
"What's wrong with Andrew Jackson? He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears."
Next Joke
"When my wife asks me why I'm always late home from work I tell her I was getting some In-N-Out. She hasn't figured out why I'm still hungry when I get home."
"I consider anything that doesn't fit in the dishwasher to be for one time use."
"What do you call a religious bird? A bird of prey."
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers a mile off."
"The ""eye for an eye"" philosophy isn't exactly a level playing field if your grievance is with a cyclops."
"People always misuse ""ironic"". It's so ironic..."
"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila!"
"Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?"
"train operator just yelled at someone to stop smoking and they said ""I'm vaping"" and the conductor said ""I don't care"" and everyone laughed"