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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: you play any sports Me: yeah but I've had to take a break from it CW: oh..Injury? Me: *thinks about broken controller* yeah..kinda"

"Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"Scientists discover diarrhea can be hereditary It runs in your jeans"

"right before i die, i want to stuff myself with 100 chicken nuggets and blaze tf up"

"A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked ""why?"" he replied, ""Tropical Depression."""

"How do teachers teach safe sex in the south? put a hood on your klan member"

"I like my women like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a cellar."

"If Dairy Queen and Burger King had a baby, what do you call it? Restaurants can't have sex you moron."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being outstanding in his field!"

"Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg? A: The rooster."