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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist People just disappoint me."
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"I can't hold my liquor. So I put it in my stomach."
"*The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. ""It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way."" John: I know it doesn't say that."
"Why did the lion get lost? Because jungle is massive"
"What do Mormonism and LSD have in common? Dyslexia"
"In case you're thinking about having a kid, my daughter just threw a tantrum because I wouldn't let her watch me poop."
"Why is it so easy to fool a vampire? Because they're a bunch of suckers."
"I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but... The fine bros own the rights to it :("
"Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless."
"Not sure if you're a pretentious douchebag? Do you buy honey in a plastic flip-top bear? No? Pretentious douchebag."