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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about being an atheist? You have no one to call to when you're having an orgasm."

"People already feel judged in public but what if they also had the same awful feeling in private? GUY WHO INVENTED RELIGION: I have an idea"

"My teen thought it'd be funny to unfriend me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!"

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture"

"How many court cases have been thrown out because the judge needs a unanimous decision & the jury is made up entirely of dentists"

"I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me."

"CREATE PASSWORD - ""123Bob"". Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters. ""GameOfThrones"" Password accepted."

"People who say love is dead have obviously never seen me eat a burrito."

"SUPER FUNNY NSA JOKE!!! [deleted]"