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Joke of the Day
"My four levels of drunk: 1. Bouncy 2. Slide-y 3. Slurry 4. Turtle stuck on its back"
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"Good comedy is like health insurance Some just can't get it"
"Volkswagen announces it will open a facility in Israel to make a new advanced vehicle... The new models are are so advanced not only will they stop on a dime, they'll actually pick it up."
"What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan."
"A roasted peanut is a regular peanut that was made fun of by celebrity peanuts."
"Case of the Pregnant Lady joke"
"I'm not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"Every time I get a paper cut, I know somewhere a tree is laughing."
"I'm living in a rough neighbourhood... Some thug tore the front and back pages of my dictionary out! It just goes from Bad to Worse"
"Where do you find a zebra? 25 letters after a, brah."