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"Where do you find a zebra? 25 letters after a, brah."
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"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like--it was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."
"I went to my doctor. He said I was overweight. I said I want a second opinion. He said you're ugly too."
"Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: ""He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."""
"What's Hitler's favorite drink? Genocider"
"#GrandTheftAutoMemories banging a hooker in my car, shooting her to get my money back, then going home to play Grand Theft Auto."
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"What is a neckbeard's favorite language? M'lay."