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Joke of the Day

"Good comedy is like health insurance Some just can't get it"

"What do you get when you cross a paraplegic and a Pentecostal? Faith-masturbation."

"Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas."

"How do you know when you're at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."

"I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe But he was too principled"

"Trump. Ba Dum Tssss."

"""Whatcha inventing?"" ""I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack."" ""Can I bring my kids?"" ""Sure."""

"Eating a meal on an airplane makes me feel like a Tyrannosaurus rex who has to operate on a baby."

"What is President Clinton's favourite game? Swallow the leader."