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Joke of the Day
"Case of the Pregnant Lady joke"
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"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate his tits a lot."
"Valentine's Day makes me realize how single I really am. But I'm still gonna sleep like a baby knowing I'm not getting cheated on."
"What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines? Kit Cat Bar"
"""So, why do you want to be a veterinarian?"" [pictures an army of cyborg dogs with laser eyes and jet packs] ...I love to help animals."
"My dog is completely exhausted from destroying everything in my house"
"What does Batman like with his whiskey? (Gravely voice) ""Just ice."""
"As a mom of 18 & 20 year olds: save while your kids are young, then at graduation, buy yourself a new car & send them to community college."
"""So why do you wanna work at Petsmart?"" *imagines running out of the store with all the dogs in my arms* ""I'm a people person."""
"Have you heard that new Ethiopian kids rap group? Skin & Bone Thugs-N-Harmony"