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Joke of the Day

"I'm living in a rough neighbourhood... Some thug tore the front and back pages of my dictionary out! It just goes from Bad to Worse"

"So a seal walks into a bar And the bartender asks ""What can I get for you?"" And the seal replies ""Anything but a Canadian Club on ice."""

"""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Hotel Clerk ""No, it's regular porn, you sick bitch."""

"Two black men and two white men walk into a police station The two white men walk out. Source: new girl"

"I just mixed peanut butter and Nutella together in case anyone's curious why I've suddenly started attending church."

"Big shoutout to my great grandmother She can't hear me otherwise"

"Thanksgiving. The day in 1621 when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted!"

"What do you call the ghost of a detective? An inspectre."

"Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet OK! EAT ME NOW Oh! Too late Bananas"