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Joke of the Day
"If Eminem were a feminist... ...he would be called Feminem."
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"This morning I... changed a lightbulb, then I walked across the street so I could walk into a bar, and then is suddenly realized: my life is a joke."
"NSFW What do you call it when you give a pussy diamond piercings? Coochie Gucci"
"If r/jokes was a person, what organ would he be having problems with? De-liver"
"What do we do when chemists die? We barium."
"How many Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Your laughter is important to us. You punchline will be delivered in the order in which it was requested."
"Hey what's something great from the 90s that they don't have anymore? The twin towers"
"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."
"When a dating site tells me ""Someone new likes you!"" I get angry because I'm there to meet adults, not babies."
"What do you call the sweat on the bodies of two people having sex in West Virginia? Relative Humidity"