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Joke of the Day

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? ""Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"""

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"I'd say I avoid Facebook like the plague, but I don't do much to avoid the plague."
"*interview* So, why do you want to be a judge? *Imagines myself going work everyday in my robe* ""To fight crime"""
"Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant."
"If only women knew that being happy with themselves is the most attractive quality they can ever offer."
"What's the best way to grease a Ferrari? Run over an Italian."
"3 drunk men walked into a bar, but another man came with them. He ducked."
"My college bar had a ""Blow your GPA"" drink special night until all the Asian students died..."
"LOL pills that say don't take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU suggest I take my medication then?"
"2 words can open up many doors in your life. Push and Pull"