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Joke of the Day

"How many Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Your laughter is important to us. You punchline will be delivered in the order in which it was requested."

"What does a girl want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine."

"If a stripper got ""$20"" tattooed on each asscheek, she could bend over & say ""Hindsight's $20/$20!"" ...What a money maker!"

"How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act? A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked? A: Yes HIRED!"

"What do you call a very forgiving lawyer? S'aul Good man."

"A server asked Rene Descartes if he would like another cup of coffee... He replied, ""I think not!"" And disappeared."

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."

"Her dad said he'd like to see me make an honest woman out of her. I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me."

"What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read? Anything you want!"

"You're sweeter than 3.14"