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Joke of the Day

"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."

"New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show. Two and a half kilos."

"That Russian guy died today.... I guess that's one we can Chekov the list."

"I thought this waitress was in love with me but then right in front of my eyes she started to bring other people food."

"Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College? He got a fool scholarship."

"What do a hand rolled cigarette and hippy sex have in common? [This](http://i.imgur.com/KRuRgF9.gif)"

"Pop's Chicken Q: What did popeye do after he turned black? A: He made his own restoraunt."

"Optimists see a glass that's half full Pessimists see a glass that's half empty Engineers see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be"

"What do you call of group of black people? A group, you fucking racist"

"What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? oh yeah imagination"