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Joke of the Day
"NSFW What do you call it when you give a pussy diamond piercings? Coochie Gucci"
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"What is the difference between God and Donald Trump? Donald Trump can make God great again. However, God has no such power!"
"A car almost ran into me and I screamed ""WOAHHHHHH THERE BUCKAROO"" I could have died and those would have been my last words"
"When asked by the creepy guy at the bar ""Why aren't you smiling?"" my go-to answer is always ""My yeast infection really is bubbling up."""
"You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan."
"OMFG! THAT'S what 'food baby' means?!?! You guys, I just made a horrible mistake. :("
"What starts with r and ends with d? [removed]"
"What do girls and parking spaces have in common? All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled"
"She wears short skirts I eat pizza She's cheer captain And I'm still eating pizza"
"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He got caught fingering A minor."