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Joke of the Day

"What do we do when chemists die? We barium."

"I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it."

"This joke is brought to you by AdBlock Plus for Google Chrome. Blocking every ad on the internet, except this one."

"Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he's a Wrap God"

"I saw a black guy running down the street carrying a tv I thought for a second, ""man that looks a lot like mine' so I ran home quick and nope there was mine still shining my shoes."

"She told me she liked it doggy style so I gave her a treat & took her for a walk."

"What is it called when a criminal gets excited? A Con-Yay!"

"I found a hole in my trainer that's big enough to put my finger through. One formal complaint from her, and I'm now banned from the gym"

"My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks"

"Mexican Olympic Team Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics? Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US."