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Joke of the Day

"So Einstein finally finished that theory about space he's been working on. It's about time too, right?"

"You might be a redditor if You clicked."

"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? ""The Wall"" by Pink Floyd"

"Oh, you're talking to me again. Did you just break up with your boyfriend?"

"This Joke is so Top Secret... Iii iiiiiiiii ii Iiii Iiii Ii Ii Ii III. The punchline is Eyes Only"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's To get to the other side"

"my ideal date: shoplifting sushi from Walgreens then holding hands for 3 hours"

"How do you make a Giraffe go to war? You Giraffed it"

"Who invented rhetorical questions? How should I know?"

"Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball."